Oil. We all need it, we all love it. I drive CONSTANTLY but what I CONSTANTLY hate is going to my local Chevron, then seeing the counter tick for what I owe. It always seems like every time I go back the rates are even higher then the day before! For the longest time I thought it was perhaps we are “running out” of gas or maybe it’s an artificial price change?
Well, I found the bastard that has been fucking with me and surely all of you.
You may know him as a skateboarder. Or maybe you know him as a couple of pixels.
Nonetheless, I’m speaking of Tony Hawk.
“Shut up Alek. Tony Hawk doesn’t affect oil prices.”
And to that I’d say, “YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT. STOP READING MY ARTICLE.”
You may not know this about Tony, but he’s been in the oil game for a lot longer then you think.
In the level, you skate around like you normally do but there are a few triggering moments in the level that you all glance over. You, as the player playing Tony Hawk, BLOW UP THE OIL RIG. It’s just a video game right?
Well, they always did say video games cause violence.
These attacks costed BILLIONS upon BILLIONS of dollars from not just Chevron, but your wallets. It’s so clear why prices raise, it’s because of scumbags like Tony basically BEGGING maniacs to attack us at the core.
I demand for lawyers all around the world to get together and STOP this lunacy in our gaming market. It’s one thing for a game to come out where you explode disgusting weasels in military games. Those are terrorists, and they deserve pain and suffering. But we NEED gasoline, gas is what allows us to do the things we love and see the people we miss. If we just let producers make filth like the Tony Hawk Oil Rig level, then we’re going to see a lot more attacks on our beautiful nation’s energy and well being.
Take down Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, and demand for Tony Hawk’s apology for his disgusting intentions.