Think about it for a second.
Every piece of footage we get of North Korea is always, like, an empty hotel. Oh, cool, VICE went to North Korea and ate at a fucking restaurant. Yeah? I can eat at a restaurant too, asshole. You didn’t even try to go into the woods there and film a unicorn.
All we hear news-wise coming out of North Korea is some propaganda about super-powerful North Korean nukes, and there’s always something in there about their fearless leader hand-feeding a unicorn baby. Constantly with these fucking unicorns. But when someone says something about unicorns in that newsfeed, it’s disregarded. But what if it’s true?
It’s not like we can get any good satellite footage of North Korea to confirm that they have herds of beautiful unicorns prancing around the fields, and even then, they’re probably prancing around the woods instead of the fields.
The point is, I’m thoroughly convinced that they have unicorns in North Korea.