Rule two: coffee is to be had black.
Now that you are a caffeine addict, you’ll need to tackle what any good addict of any drug does: snobbery prevention.
Nobody likes a weed snob, and the same goes for a coffee snob. Find yourself a simple brew you like, and stick to it. Nothing crazy.
Get a cup — and only a basic coffee cup.
Don’t be flashy. Six foot bongs are stupid, and so are high-end mugs. A good alcoholic sticks to something simple, and so should you.
Caffeine addiction is a double-edged sword, but that doesn’t mean you have to get cut by it. Follow these rules, and you will be fine.