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Homeless in Portland

HELP
Yes­ter­day, we arrived in Port­land, Ore­gon for our Fresh Start. It’s cer­tain­ly one for myself — your favorite Mis­souri­an yokel — as I had nev­er dri­ven so far West. For­tu­nate­ly or unfor­tu­nate­ly, I am cur­rent­ly liv­ing in my car until I can secure funds for a flat, and thought it would be inter­est­ing to live­blog the expe­ri­ence, what­ev­er the hell that means.
 
This is not a phil­an­thropy bait­cast. If you give me mon­ey or offer me a bed, I will hit you in the face.