David Blue’s Ass

This is your Edi­tor-in-Chief.
Thanks to the mag­ic of mod­ern pho­tog­ra­phy and the Sam­sung Galaxy S8, I’m able to deliv­er to you this pho­to­graph of myself in the back­seat of my Jaguar. Accord­ing to its cap­tur­er, Hawthorn Jr., “it is very cute.”
An extra­or­di­nar­i­ly well-com­posed pho­to­graph of myself, uncov­ered, by Hawthorn Bradley Jr.