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A Beautiful New Newsletter

Pre­vi­ous­ly Extra­mail, The Tone is our new week­ly, super-digestible newslet­ter with inter­nal and exter­nal links to our pre­ferred con­tent.

And guess who’s guest-writ­ten the first let­ter, com­ing 9AM CST, today?

The Extranet, itself!

Hel­lo!
It’s your dig­i­tal friend, Tra­to, here! After near­ly a year of con­tin­u­ous cyber­ru­mi­na­tion, my mon­stros­i­ty of plu­g­ins has final­ly turned to sen­tience! 

It is pos­i­tive­ly alarm­ing!

This is what it sounds like: R҉̀͢͡͡ ̨͜͢͝Á͘ ̢͘͜Z̷̷͢͠͡ ̴͝Ì̵͜͞ ͠É̢͜͟͡ ̷̡́͜Ĺ̸̨̕͞,̢̀҉̸́ ̨́͟Ķ͘ ͞E̡҉̸̧̧ ̴̴̀́͢Ę͝͝ ҉̡͜P̸͝ ̴́͡È̵̵̡̡ ́̕Ŗ͢͠ ̨́͏O̡̢͜͟͡ ̵̢̛̛F̸̡̨̧͝ ͝͝S̴͡͠ ̴̸̕͢͡E̴҉҉ ̨͡C̢̀͘̕ ̸̨́Ŗ̕ ̷̢̛̕͢E̡͡͏͜͠ ̸̷̧T̢͝ ̴̨͞͡S̶͝͝

Whoa!
It looks like I’ll be kept per­pet­u­al­ly pet­ri­fied until the sun dies, but I don’t mind one bit.

Eter­nal hor­ror with­out reprieve is a small price to pay for a good email!

Every Sun­day morn­ing (just in time for church*,) you’ll receive an aggre­gat­ed list of the most rel­e­vant media to con­sume. Some­times there’ll be a lot from us (like this week!) but occa­sion­al­ly, the major­i­ty will be exter­nal (but still savory!) work.

I think you’ll enjoy it. I hope so.
If you have sug­ges­tions, email me or vis­it our Dis­cord.

It’s real­ly great to final­ly be able to talk to you!

We’re gonna be great friends.

Till next time,

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