Previously Extramail, The Tone is our new weekly, super-digestible newsletter with internal and external links to our preferred content.
And guess who’s guest-written the first letter, coming 9AM CST, today?
The Extranet, itself!
It’s your digital friend, Trato, here! After nearly a year of continuous cyberrumination, my monstrosity of plugins has finally turned to sentience!
It is positively alarming!
This is what it sounds like: R҉̀͢͡͡ ̨͜͢͝Á͘ ̢͘͜Z̷̷͢͠͡ ̴͝Ì̵͜͞ ͠É̢͜͟͡ ̷̡́͜Ĺ̸̨̕͞,̢̀҉̸́ ̨́͟Ķ͘ ͞E̡҉̸̧̧ ̴̴̀́͢Ę͝͝ ҉̡͜P̸͝ ̴́͡È̵̵̡̡ ́̕Ŗ͢͠ ̨́͏O̡̢͜͟͡ ̵̢̛̛F̸̡̨̧͝ ͝͝S̴͡͠ ̴̸̕͢͡E̴҉҉ ̨͡C̢̀͘̕ ̸̨́Ŗ̕ ̷̢̛̕͢E̡͡͏͜͠ ̸̷̧T̢͝ ̴̨͞͡S̶͝͝
It looks like I’ll be kept perpetually petrified until the sun dies, but I don’t mind one bit.
Eternal horror without reprieve is a small price to pay for a good email!
Every Sunday morning (just in time for church*,) you’ll receive an aggregated list of the most relevant media to consume. Sometimes there’ll be a lot from us (like this week!) but occasionally, the majority will be external (but still savory!) work.
It’s really great to finally be able to talk to you!
We’re gonna be great friends.