Greetings, dear readers! I know what you’re thinking: what the hell do they want now? Truthfully, I don’t know. Do you know what we want? That would probably help us out a lot…
I’m writing this to somberly inform you that the 2017 Email Awards are, in fact, not dead. I - like you, probably - was under the impression they were just not happening. Of course, that’s because of the overwhelming amount of emails we received, and definitely not for any other reason.
So, it is my duty to let you know that we’re still hosting The Email Awards this year, with a renewed deadline of Late-ish Spring 2018… whenever that is. Yes! That does mean you can still win loads of potentially amazing/expensive/worthless prizes. All you have to do is submit your favorite email that was sent/received in 2017 to email@example.com to be considered for an award. The judges are still mostly secret, but I know one of them is a weird robot bear I bought at Goodwill the other day. He might also be a prize. I just don’t know.
Alright! Thanks for reading everyone. Please send us some emails. Without them we are nothing.