We’re about to depart for Maryland in our rental Chevrolet Sonic.
My feet and I are shuffling… writhing.
I am going to bring so much fucking equipment. I hope you are ready. I hope you feel satisfied with your level of contribution. I hope you are exciting for the mayhem that is about to occur on this goddamned website. I know I am.
I’ve just purchased a 12-pack of RedBull, but I am minus adderall right now, and therefore stupefied by my ability to get any words to you at all. Maybe this state will finally bring that readability my machine is so desperately craving, but I hope I can continue to deny it — and you — that terrible omen. We are not traveling this sort of distance to bring you anything you expect, though I have a feeling you’re going to like what you find here.
Here? Oh yeah!
Welcome to M A G F E S T EDITION!
I find it very pretty. If you don’t, piss off forever.
I hope by now you know how to further & follow this effort of ours, but in case you don’t:
- PayPal me funds at any time.
- Board the Patreon wagon.
- Follow me on Twitter.
- Follow me on Snapchat.
And thanks for getting this far!
I’m new to blogging, but I’m going to do my best.
See you in Maryland, chum.